Mother Nature wants me DEAD. dead as a doorbell. my allergy test results: ragweed, dust, mould… and TREES.
i thought this was just an isolated incident. but then i thought back to my near-death-experience years ago. my mum had tipped the couch over because she was re-upholstering it. i saw the alcove it now made and climbed in. suddenly i just decided to get out from under there, no sooner had i done that, then the roll-away bed came crashing out (it was the old-school unsafe metal kind)… would’ve killed me.
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dead. dead as a door nail.
who the hell is allergic to trees?! this is by far THE MOST ridiculous thing EVER.