just when i thought i couldn’t possibly make more of an ass of myself. well, wow. you know those moments when you surpass what you think are your normal abilities? only in the case of making an ass of yourself, its really not that great? and then after it happens you think to yourself: well at least i maxed out my ass-making-of-self-potentials. but then one day out of the blue, you make an even bigger ass of yourself. does it ever end? or does it loop around? so, you make SUCH an ass of yourself that it loops around to the point where you are making such an ass of yourself that you are not? that you end up being suave (that is the closest i can think of to opposite of making an ass of yourself)? you know something along the lines of "you’re so wrong you’re right"?
have i just made an ass of myself with this ass-pondering?