now we have something to do tomorrow. return the scale. and the shirt i got overcharged for.
Monthly Archives: February 2007
this is what happens when you play ALOT of tetris. hell, i’ve never even taken yoga lessons and i am barely flexible, yet i can manage to squeeze myself into tiny spaces.
how the HELL can i fail at toasting?!
So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
Opening Credits: Paranoid- Black Sabbath
Waking Up: Fight For Your Right- Beastie Boys
First Day At School: Shot Through The Heart- Bon Jovi
Falling In Love: Tubthumping- Chumbawumba
Fight Song: What I Like About You- The Ramones [i kid you not!!]
Breaking Up: Laid- James
Prom: Common People- William Shatner
Life’s OK: Pink Crack- Hotel
Mental Breakdown: Good Times- Finger Eleven
Driving: Superbeast- Rob Zombie [you’ve no idea how close to truth that one is]
Flashback: She Sells Sanctuary- The Cult
Getting Back Together: Blitzkreig Bop- The Ramones
Wedding: Losing My Religion- REM
Birth of Child: Mony, Mony- Billy Idol [OMG, laughing and in tears here!]
Final Battle: Starlight- Muse
Death Scene: Fun Night- Andrew W.K. [LMAO some more]
Funeral Song: Time is Running Out- Muse
DISCLAIMER: i did not in any way cheat, i swear on my Dr Pepper stash those were the actual songs. LMFAO i rock! someone should turn my life into a movie, or at least a series of shorts. LMAO… leading to another sleepless night lost to giggle fits.
Mony, Mony, that one just cracks me up.
i went downstairs to get some ice to put on my head. but we have no ice, not even an ice tray. so i had to settle for a bag of frozen perogies. while i was downstairs the other roommate was there and i told her that i had hit my head and she was like "OMG i heard that, that was your head?!", more laughter, and even more when i came back upstairs and told Mike. then i sat there on my bed, balancing a bag of frozen perogies on my head. my head had already started hurting near my eyes from the kitchen light incident, this was NOT helping. but aspirins did.
ooh but the laughter did not stop there. we got to talking about the projector and how we have to get it up on the ceiling soon. the problem is that we have the PS2 and Wii connected to the projector, so they would either have to go up there with it, or we would have to get longer cables. we started laughing about if we had the systems up there, you would have to climb up a step-ladder just to change the game, LMAO. ooh but it got funnier, because then i was like, wait? won’t the controllers be hanging down [i don’t have wireless PS2 controllers and 2 of the GameCube controllers are also not wireless]… which led to the guitar from Guitar Hero. that was when we cracked and just could not stop laughing. every time one stopped, the other started. and then, right at the moment of weakness, all i said was: DDR. roaring laughter. i sit here writing this now, laughing.
i am going to end up with abs of steel.
you see, since he bought the projector a week ago, every time we use it and one of us turns sideways, one of us always gets blinded. even if its by the reflection on the inside of our glasses. every time we try to pass something to each other, BLAM in the eyes.
soon that will be remedied by putting the projector on the ceiling. not soon enough though.
oh God my eyes hurt. it hurts to look. i been seeing things, i swear it!
i decided to continue the jobhunt seeing as i was starting to acquire spiderwebs from not going anywhere. whilst in the mall i chanced upon Zellers and went in there on a whim, not expecting to find what i didn’t know i was looking for. and suddenly there it was! a padded lawnchair! my ass rejoiced!! when i bought it i told the guy that i was furnishing the living room, he laughed. then he laughed even more when he told me he didn’t have a bag big enough for it! there i was, halfway through my job hunt… carrying a folded lawnchair! i walked through the mall getting nothing but weird looks, yet i still managed to go to four restaurants and apply for bartending jobs. here’s hoping.
[picture coming soon]
hmm… i haven’t been outside since… since…. SATURDAY?! hm, this needs remedying. ahaha, dying is in that word.