Monthly Archives: February 2007

the forgotten archive of stories buried deep within the folds of my gooey sticky brain:

  1. on one of the first days here, i was walking and unbeknownst to me, i tripped over the box containing a piece of my bed and went flying face first into my mattress
  2. Sat. night i went upstairs to the bathroom, everyone else was downstairs. when i came out, Mike was sitting on his bed and he just blurts out "its Baileys". i had no idea he was even there, i screamed and fell backwards on the floor and smashed my back, LMAO.
  3. this is a long one so bear with me. the 2nd day that i was here, me and Mike went to the mall with a list of basic necessities that we needed to buy. we brought backpacks to make it easier. first stop: The Source. i don’t remember why, may have been all the hotties working there. anyways, we go ask the guy if they have any Wii’s and he says no. so i ask if we can get one on hold. he says no. so we are leaving, but the guy behind the counter [the hottie] and he asks us if we found what we were looking for, Mike says something about the Wii, but the guy gets confused and thinks Mike is saying "we" and Mike’s like no "Wii" after a couple back and forths, the guy was like "Oh there is one on hold, would you like that one?". i was like WTF? lol. it was funny. so after we left, Mike crammed it into his backpack. then we went to Zellers, where we set off the alarm. the lady looked like us as if we were crazy when Mike pulled the Wii out to have it scanned to stop setting off alarms. as we kept going through the mall buying more and more things, we kept setting off alarms everywhere! and we had so many bags plus our backpacks. by the end the guy at HMV was like "good riddance" lol. and we didn’t even end up buying the screwdriver and needlenose pliers [which btw, we STILL have not bought] and other stuff that we actually needed.
  4. we still don’t have chairs. my ass hurts.
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Posted by on February 20, 2007 in Tales of the Two Craaaazy Roomies


last night

we got stuck on wario so we quit. chocolate was eaten. people got giddy. Mike jumped on the air mattress which i was resting the laptop on, i joked that it would fly in the air and smack me in the face, we giggled. then i went to the kitchen to eat a cookie, but i thought Mike was writing something siwwy to someone who is still new to me, i.e.: not used to the madness, and i freaked, shoved the whole cookie in my mouth and tried to shout. i ended up sounding like Ting Tong from some weird british-esque show. that set off another wave of laughter so i ran and jumped into the air mattress which made Mike’s end of it jump. then he could smell my cookie breath and he felt like he was eating cookies and he freaked and i laughed more which made it worse which made me laugh more and then there was more giddiness and jumping. and more cookies. and then i took a picture.

and now i have third degree rug-burns on both my elbows and arms.

[see photo in album: meee]

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Posted by on February 20, 2007 in Tales of the Two Craaaazy Roomies


my eye is itchy

and completely unrelated to that topic: the wait is over. the new virtual console games are out. and really only one of them is good, or maybe i skimmed through and missed some other good ones. but the one that i am speaking of is Donkey Kong Country. mwahaha, the madness continues. i secretly love that game. its so much fun to play, as long as you are playing with right person mind you.

now to go back to sneezing my brains out. hmm that could just about relate to the title line non? damn allergies.

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Posted by on February 19, 2007 in Uncategorized


can’t blink…

this weekend we rented WarioWare Smooth Moves. i always kind of assumed that it was just another game. nothing all that exceptional. well this game is exceptionally addictive. me and Mike have been playing it for the past…. 5 hours?! has it been that long?! and still we are only through the levels once (you play through again and it continues with more hilarity, like smacking an old man on the wrist with a baseball bat while he tries to take an orange LMAO!) and not even, we are stuck in the old school one right now. and we have yet to beat the side-bar game where you have to keep hitting the ping-pong ball to get to the top of the tower. we did however manage to get through all 50 "levels" in the balancing side-bar game. LMAO, took like 2 hours or so. *sigh* i am so addicted to this game now. its definetly waaaaaay better than i could have ever, ever(!!!)  imagined. and we are nowhere near getting through it, i think. plus playing the hula-hoop game in the sidebar section on really fast speed= AWESOME.

*polishes bat* i am ready for tomorrow.

11 hrs. 6 mins. until new games are available for download from the Wii store. how am i to get ANY sleep tonight? all i can see right now are those falling bricks, the triangly-trapezoid ones, that look Pumbaa… ooww the pain… i have hurt my shoulders, knees, legs, back and totally unrelated cut my finger.

need… sleep…. no more bricks. make it stop.

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Posted by on February 19, 2007 in Uncategorized



i finally took my clothes out of the dryer. and by finallly i mean that they have been there since Thursday, and now it is Sunday. as i sat here pondering the mystery of the forgotten socks and undies left to perish in the dryer, i wondered… WHY? why did i forget about them? and i realized…. yeah, uhm…. i’ve got nothing. *shakes head*

on a side note: i can’t stop thinking about zombies after yesterday. last night as i was trying to fall asleep, every time i closed my eyes, all i could see was hideously gorgeus zombies, so much so that when i got up to get a drink of water, i staggered across the room muttering "must… eat… brains" AND surprisingly i did not walk into anything. unlike this morning when i cracked my hip, the usual, but not so seeing as the pain radiated down to my knee and i freaked for a sec. because that was kneeing knee, how can i temporarily immobilize a zombie by kneeing/kicking him if my good knee has been sabotaged by my cracking hip? and then just as i was coming over to write this… i bashed my arm on the ledge. ooh the bruises i have from this weekend. i am all nice and tender. zombies don’t like tender meat right?

hmm… i should go now before this goes any further….

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Posted by on February 18, 2007 in Uncategorized


well then

lastn ight Mike got me hooked on a really cheesy (but the good kind of cheesy) american show, Psych. although technically that was today in the morning seeing as it was 2am. ahahahaha, i didn’t go to bed until like 4am, at least. i was too giggly to fall asleep, way to go Steve talking to me on MSN for that one 😉 lol.

*giggle* hmm… still giddy.

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Posted by on February 15, 2007 in Uncategorized


now that its the next day

and i have slept off most of my anger (that is until i go back upstairs and face the devil that is my unfinished dresser again), i remembered a funny story from yesterday.
before i got to assembling my furniture, i first had to move stuff around to make room for it all. a couple days ago i was drinking coke and i was craving one of my funky hawaiian straws (it had a grass skirt on it) and i couldn’t find them for the life of me, i searched under piles of clothing, in kitchen drawers, even asked my roomie whom i had shown them to. nothing. then yesterday as i was lifting my mattress to stuff it in the closet (yes the closet is THAT big). as i was going back… lo and behold, there on the floor where the middle of my mattress had lain… the package of straws. then it occured to me, that was the funny lump i felt in my mattress the past couple nights.
and now i shall never speak of my furniture again… unless something funny happens.
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Posted by on February 14, 2007 in Uncategorized



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Posted by on February 13, 2007 in Uncategorized


*shakes fist*

whoever came up with the idea of assembling your own furniture was a HUGE F-CKING MORON. and i want to go stomp on his grave. and yes it had to have been a HE, no woman would EVER think up such a STUPID idea. that person should have been killed before the idea even caught on.



i HATE being Mike Holmes, i quit.

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Posted by on February 13, 2007 in Uncategorized


stall, stall, stall

yes, i am still avoiding putting together my damn IKEA bed. since i got here, close to a week ago, i have been sleeping on a mattress on the flloor. up until yesterday it was bceause i didn’t have the tools needed to assemble the damn thing. apparently its not so easy that all you need is that lil twisty thingy, apparently you need more. and i got them yesterday, but it was too dark and there is no overhead light in the room. i would’ve been working by the light of my lava lamps. and my hands haven’t even recovered from all the previous injuries of putting together the nightstand which is now a digital projector stand (Mike, you RULE! and i know you’re at work reading this and you’re going to home and make fun of me…ahahaha) and from ripping the plastic off the Wiimotes… oww. at least the rugburn has worn off.
hmm.. off topic. very good.
i looked crazy in the store yesterday. first i had to go to the Source to pick up some A/V thingies. which i had no idea what they were, i just brought in the cable, told the lady that my friend sent me in there for it. that one failed. and then at the dollar store i looked insane because i was buying hammers and metal pans and bandaids… all on a charge card. in retrospect it looked like i was going to murder someone. *evil grin*
and then to make things funnier, i had to buy garbage cans. so i went to Zellers to the clearance section to find the cheapest ones. which turned out to be these somewhat creepy SpongeBob ones, when i came home they were both laughing at me. but it was a good deal, they came out to about $3 each. so ha!
off to work on my dissassenbled mess that is supposed to be furniture. damn i should post before and after photos. but its jsut too embarassing.
*dons white tank top, brown overalls, and tool belt, takes a sip of Folgers* ready to go.
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Posted by on February 13, 2007 in Uncategorized

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