alternate uses for the 360

02 Nov
i keep calling it an expensive paper weight, but that led me to thinking: what else can it be used as?
  • booster seat
  • open the tray and use it as a cupholder
  • rage therapy
  • re-enacments of the scene in the field from Office Space [where they smash the fax/copier/printer]
  • use it to hold windows/doors open
  • crack walnuts open with it
  • demonstrate the theory of gravity to school children
  • pinata for nerds
  • fix a wobbly table
  • book-end
  • use as a weight on the wii-mote when playing the "hamster wheel level" in Super Paper Mario on the Wii
  • [this one only applies if you have money to burn] give it as a gift to your enemy/ies
  • target practice
  • use it in place of a curling stone/hockey puck
  • press leaves/flowers
  • cutting board in the kitchen
  • hollow it out and stash stuff in there
  • smoosh bugs with it
  • throw at door-to-door sales people [and anyone else you don’t want showing up at your door for that matter]
  • weigh down a body when you are throwing it in the lake
  • balance it on your head in place of a book
  • use it in place of the open palm/backhand when smacking someone
  • turn it into a birdfeeder
  • throw it through the window [in place of a brick]
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Posted by on November 2, 2007 in Uncategorized


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