a conversation i had earlier today with Lucy that shows how truly diminished my communication skills have gotten since i went on a laziness vacation.
Lucy: eewww a bare foot touched me in gym class today!!! *shudder face*
Me: [thinking to myself]: a bear foot??
Me: [outloud] ahahaha. for a second i thought you meant a bear foot, as in a bear’s claw. and i thought to myself, "what is a bear doing in Lucy’s gym class?"