sandwiches are NOT perfect. case in point: vanilla ice cream sandwich. gross. unless it has Oreo bits in it, then its good. or Subway cold cuts. if you are having someone make a sandwich for you: go all out. order the big greasy, cheesey, meltey, warm, super-fattening delicious one. don’t skimp. cold cuts is just gross anyways. a mix of meats? blech.
also death to philly cheese steak subs… delicious until they make you sick