beef? oh i got beef alright:

22 Apr
this one is a two-parter, both unrelated. simply too lazy to make two seperate posts.

one: damn you Tim Hortons. you and your attempts to 1.) win me back and 2.) throw a wrench in my (pathetic?) attempt at a (semi-) healthy lifestyle. truly a new low. the M&Ms donut?! really?! with that delicious sugary cream that made me fall in love with the chocolte snowflake (the original, not the aforementioned imposter) in the first place? and chocolate icing to adhere the M&Ms to the donut?! all crushed up on top?! SHAPED LIKE A HOTDOG BUN/ECLAIR?! no fair. that is just mean. so very very mean. and i have yet to give in. but tomorrow’s trip to London (read: going with Mike to meet Rob while he is on shift at Tim Hortons aka my informant who first told me OF said donut) might prove challenging. might.

in other gross bad for you food news: that new KFC sandwich that has no bread: nasty-ass looking gross. eew. how anyone could possibly eat that? i have no idea. let alone eating KFC for that matter. gross.

and what an intro to my second part!

damn you Burger King. nasty gross disgusting food. and not even in that sinfully delicious way. nope. just nasty. years, i haven’t had BK in years! and today i was hungry and faced with three choices: 1.) have another Blizzard (keeping in mind i had already inhaled no less than an hour before) 2.) eat BK or 3.) forage for food and be forced to make something at Brent’s house (oh the humanity of having to make a pb&j sandwich! too much effort!!) i ate just a regular burger. as little gross as it gets. yet still. so gross. the bun was warm and mushy and almost damp? as if it had been soggy but then someone blow-dried it. and now i still feel gross. my stomach hurts and i had the urge to vomit just thinking about it earlier. gnarly.

you would think i would be sleeping this off. and yet… here i sit… barely blinking. damn you sugar from that Blizzard (and caffeine? it was cappucino flavour) and damn you Tetris high! and of course left over not-blinking from getting to level 11. easily. duh.

there was a cat story somewhere in there too. from a couple days ago, sometime around the nasty KFC sandwich finding out moment but i forget. there will for sure be more to come. not that this is going to turn into nothing but cat stories. i am not about to become THAT lady. heck, soon i will be posting about my trip to Chicago. for which i leave tomorrow. which is going to take away from my sleep tonight. how can i sleep knowing that soon i will be in London playing video games like old times? and the next day be going to White Castle? to Kalamazoo? to that twisty bridge that no one believes me about?!

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