Sat. July 1, 2023 Custer to Wall, SD
I had a small cup of coffee from the hotel breakfast buffet because they had milk for the cereal. I made the mistake of adding a hazelnut creamer, it was way too sweet in my tiny half cup of coffee. At the liquor store yesterday, Brent had gotten two Ghost energy drinks because they are highly rated. The can is SO BIG and it has twice as much caffeine as a cup of coffee. The downside is who can drink that much liquid?! The orange creamsicle was surprisingly good. The Boulder Canyon (Colorado) chips were pretty good. The GPS took us to a non-existent Starbucks. Back on the highway. I had more luck in Rapid City, SD. I could see the Starbucks from the highway so I knew we weren’t being led astray this time. The Starbucks was so busy I had time to go to the bathroom before my drink was ready. My drink was ready in under 10 minutes, my cake pop was trapped behind a bunch of food orders that hadn’t been triaged. I gave up after 15 minutes and left and got my money refunded via the website.
We were passing so many billboards for Wall Drug. I would read them out loud. One said 5 cent coffee, I was psyched for that. I knew the caramel frappucino would not hold me over. The ads were so far out from the destination, it seemed like there was nothing else there. As you got close the ads switched to getting ready to exit, you don’t wanna miss it etc. In the car in the parking lot of Wall Drug, Brent looked up on his phone where our dinner plans restaurant was, if it was walkable. Except the map was still showing on the car display and I was dying laughing: we were in the parking lot for it, it was right there. Our GPS marker was overlapping with the name of the restaurant on the map. I laughed so hard I ended up having a coughing fit.
At first glance, Wall Drugs seemed huge. It took up a whole block and it had a smaller set of stores behind. We had circled the exterior before going in. The outside is deceptive, inside it’s more like a mall with a bunch of smaller stores. The mens bathroom was closed so went across the alley to the smaller building. They had an arcade but it didn’t have Cruis’n USA, only the most recent version which I have at home. We stopped in at the restaurant where they did indeed have 5-cent coffee, but for dine-in only, it tasted like you’d expect. The old-fashioned donut was surprisingly good. The pie was a surprising dud. I don’t entirely blame them on that one, they pretty much have to crank out pies on an industrial level for the tourists. But still, I had a secret hope for damn good cherry pie. I bought some silver bird earrings, I debated buying gold jewellery, it was all advertised as “Black Hills gold” and being unique but it wasn’t really and it was just too expensive.
We entered Badlands National Park via the Pinnacle entrance, fitting as we were at the very top of the lands. We drove along the shorter route first, heading west and away from the main park. There were beautiful views down into the badlands below. At the prairie dog town there were no fences or signs, so people had kind of stomped onto the land all in excitement about bison far off in the distance. It felt awkward and I wanted out of there. There weren’t very many cars on the road after that, no one seemed interested in the minimal campground.
At the Sage Creek lookout there were so many grasshoppers, I kept almost stepping on them. We were driving with the windows down and a grasshopper just launched himself into the car. He thwacked the gearshift pretty hard. Brent thought he was dead and went to scoop him with a napkin, at which point he jumped towards Brent’s leg and disappeared somewhere in the back seat. Instead of doubling back, we took a highway across just below the park to get to the middle entrance. We passed by Buffalo Gap National Grassland, there were enormous prairie dog towns, I joked about urban sprawl. True to its name, there was a herd of bison far off in the distance on the grassland. It counted, we saw wild bison, even if it was a far-off blur seen from a moving car. I had barely registered what I had been looking at. Going back up towards the park, we were on a small tiny road, this was clearly not one of the main entry points. At least we got unique views of the landscape, we were down below now and looking up. It helped that there were tonnes of sunflowers all in bloom. Brent pulled over to see if he could find the grasshopper. After a thorough search of the car, that I did not help with because I was too busy taking pictures, the grasshopper was nowhere to be found. He had up and disappeared. We also found out that this was a way to enter the park for free. There were no toll gates.
Our first stop back inside was a picnic ground that had bathrooms. Brent debated if we needed to check the area out, it was a picnic area and we had only stopped for the bathrooms. I saw info panels to read and the start of a small trail over a hill. Except on my way back from the panel, Brent was standing on the hill. He had noticed some people looking down and when he went over and looked, there were two bison down below! So much for the trail. We were definitely a little too close, but at least we were up on a hilltop? It was incredible to see. One of them started taking a dust bath and it was just so damn cute. There were people picnicking nearby who seemed to have no idea what they were missing.
We backtracked a little to where we had first entered the park to see the 2-3 scenic overlooks we had missed. The second half of the park, aka the main part, was way more popular. The road was actually paved and way busier. There were so many scenic overlooks, and each one was different. Mounds, bigger formations, variations in colour, prairies. I was getting really thirsty at this point. I had finished the iced tea long ago. At the beginning of our tour, and the queso Ruffles were bad and not helping. A park ranger flew by us, sirens flashing and we never did find out why or what was going on. There was a kid climbing a fence and the mother yelled at him “what the shit?!” and I secretly laughed at that. So dumb, but also so in keeping with so many adults we have seen over the years, all for a selfie. I saw not one, but two guys who looked like Scott.
We stopped in at the Cedar Pass lodge, maybe 4 hours after we had started the trip? I was so relieved to finally have a drink. Mello Yello has never tasted so good. I also devoured a Butterfinger. The Visitors Centre next door was awesome because they had fossils on display. This was what I had been expecting at a previous stop, “fossil trail”, was more of a boardwalk with info signs and people with no regard for fences. Whole families in fact. No one cared about the panels, they were all about climbing all over everything. The Visitors Centre display exited into a gift shop that was so crowded. Brent lifted an arm and led the way, cutting a swath through the crowd. A guy saw him getting through and followed behind me, laughing and asking “is hos how to get out?” I told him we were city people.
There were a few bonus overlooks on the way out. We saw everything. We saw all of the Badlands. I was tired. I was hungry. IT WAS AWESOME. There was a huge line of cars trying to get into the park. I guess they were getting ready for the sunset? It did take us close to 5hours to see everything. The original plan for the day had been to go see a movie in Rapid City in the afternoon, but it turns out there was so much to see in the Badlands that there was no time for that. At the last overlook I used a makeup remover wipe to get the sunscreen off. I had put on so much, no way was I getting another burn. But now it was running into my eyes.
Back in the hotel room I felt so much better after my shower, I soaped myself three times in an effort to remove every last trace of sunscreen. The Steel Reserve Spiked watermelon drink was ginormous, 24oz (!), but for a malt beverage from Milwaukee it was really good. Albeit, I felt super trashy drinking it. We had dinner at the Badlands Saloon. The cheese curds arrived before my margarita. But they were some of the best damn cheese curds I’ve ever had in my life. The breading was light and they were just perfect. The margarita finally arrived. It had raspberry syrup and jalapenos, an odd but good combo. And because it was on the rocks it was easier and faster to drink. Alas, the service was slow. For my main I had the “cowboy slop” which doesn’t sound good but was in fact very, very good. Mashed potatoes and corn topped with fried chicken bites. A drunks delight. Brent had the whiskey sauce steak tips which were also delicious. Better than the last steak tips we had.
For dessert we went back to Wall Drug. They had “homemade style” ice cream. That should have been my clue: style. I ordered a scoop of butter pecan and it was the worst ice cream I’ve EVER had. It was just shitty vanilla with a few pecan pieces. I gave up and passed it to Brent. Thankfully I had also ordered a chocolate chip toffee cookie as an emergency backup dessert. We went back to the smaller building to see the animatronic dinosaur display (Brent had missed it in the morning, it played while he was in the bathroom and was on a 12-minute cycle). It was made to look like a T-rex was breaking through a fence and going to chase you. Everything else except the toilets was closed. Back in the main building, the men’s bathroom was finally open. Meanwhile I ended up buying Paw Patrol themed Uno cards for my nieces and nephew. It was right there beside the bathroom! I stopped in at the fudge shop and got amaretto chocolate fudge for dessert instead (having forgotten about the cookie in my purse). It did not disappoint. On the walk back to the hotel we stopped in at the gas station for more drinks. The selection was very limited, but by the register there was a small fridge with Mike’s Hard Lemonade. It was labelled “casino bottles” and they were cheap, $2 each! We ordered those and then walked through the “casino” to the exit. The casino consisted of a tinted door, with an age restriction, leading to a small room (closet?) with a few electronic gambling machines and an exit to the outside. On the walk we heard what sounded like rhythmic drumming, turned out it was just a guy moving buckets in his driveway. So bizarre. Another night of Friends! I regretted not getting a Gatorade or a soda at the gas station.