Sat. Sept 9, 2023 Ashland to Gold Beach, OR
I only had an ok sleep, getting 8.5hours of sleep (the horror!), but I couldn’t sleep any more. We drove to Dutch Bros. Coffee just down the road. Apparently, this was an Oregon drive-thru chain? I’d never heard of it, but now I had to try it. I had no idea that Oregon was so obsessed with small drive-thru coffee kiosks. I ordered the caramel pumpkin cold brew and it was amazing. Brent had ordered a mocha, except when the girl was going to hand it to him, she tripped, spilling it all down the side of the (white) car. She was ok, but so embarrassed and apologetic. We laughed, Brent said it’s a rental car so no worries.
We still had time to kill, nothing was open yet. I leisurely drank my coffee while online shopping at Macy’s and playing the movie grid game, periodically going back to my book. Trader Joe’s was our first stop, I refilled on spices and got a sturdy canvas tote bag. I also got a strawberry lemonade tall can cider, but they didn’t have any single beers. I didn’t have much luck at Macy’s, there were some nice things but not in my size. It did set me off on a hunt for purple Levi’s though (still no luck). I did find a purple t-shirt with a front knot on clearance.
We drove 30 minutes to a different In N Out (vs the one that was in the same parking lot as the Macy’s). Both because it was too early for lunch and for a change of scenery… and so I could see if they had a different stock of merchandise, I was not impressed with the t-shirt they had at the previous location. But they had the same stock. This time we had regular fries, which only solidified my love of animal-style. Regular was still really good, but oh man that topping. There was a Human Bean drive-thru coffee kiosks a few doors down, another chain I had no idea existed previous to this trip. I ordered a pumpkin “snowy” which I think was an iced blended coffee, it should have caffeine in it? Or was it just coffee-like? I wasn’t sure. It was not as good as Dutch Bros, it was a touch too sweet. I had made my alliance: Dutch Bros or bust in the land of no Dunkin.
We were driving on the Redwood Highway, there was no direct route to our hotel, we had to take a roundabout way, dipping into California. Instead of just heading straight east, where it was tiny access roads and not very navigable (even the hotel had emailed about it). There were some baby turkeys on the side of the road among the redwoods. It wasn’t enough though, I was starting to fall asleep. CALIFORNIA!
All around us were remnants of the recent forest fires, the air still smelled smoky and there were cut down trees and everything was covered in sawdust. There were signs that the National Forest was closed due to wildfire danger. There was an Arizona fire van and we started to wonder, are they helping with the aftermath or is it still ongoing? Soon we saw small pockets of smoke. And we drove by the basecamp. This was definitely still happening. As we turned back north there was low-hanging fog among the enormous redwoods, it seemed so ominous.
We passed a giant billboard for All-Star Liquor, claiming to be the 8th wonder of the world. As soon as we crossed back into Oregon the first thing we saw was a billboard for a pot store. I was in need of more caffeine. We stopped at Dutch Bros and I got another pumpkin caramel crème brulee cold brew. I’d only been two times and I now had a regular order, I had no inclination to try anything else, this was so damn good. It would prove to be my undoing. Too much sugar and too much dairy, three fancy coffees is too much for my poor body. I had a few sips and then hoped our room had a fridge for the rest of it.
In Brookings we stopped to go down to the beach. It was low tide (it always seemed to be) and the rocks were above the waterline. It was very scenic, and then I noticed a starfish on one rock, soon I kept spotting more. They were just chilling there, periodically getting hit by waves. There were also two dead birds and part of a third one. Thank god there were bathrooms across the road, my poor stomach was not happy. The next scenic overlook was very foggy and we couldn’t really see much. Indian Sands Beach had a trail down to the beach but it was so steep going down that I turned around a quarter of the way there. I saw a banana slug on my way back to the car and my book.
I had taken a Gravol and by the time we got to Gold Beach visitors centre I was dizzy. Not great, even worse, the bathrooms were closed for the season. At least there were port-a-potties. I’d never been so happy to see one. I flew too close to the sun with iced coffees and my aging body was not having it. We decided to leave some of the scenic overlooks for the next day, it was super foggy and there were no views. At House Rock, which had been stop #2, all we saw was fog. No rock, no nothing.
We pulled into the parking lot of our hotel, Tututlan Lodge and there were deer and a buck grazing on what looked like a putting green. And turkeys too. It was an odd scene. When we checked in, we found out that they were regulars on the green. There were no cookies left at the “tea & cookies” and no mint tea. Later I saw a sign that said it was actually an “iced tea & cookies” hour, my bad. We walked the grounds, saw a nice river, played some golf despite the wildlife. I felt so unnatural swinging the club. I wasn’t feeling bocce ball, plus how could I follow when Brent threw a perfect shot? We went back to the refreshments and grabbed some sodas from the mini fridge for later.
We had some time before dinner, drinking and reading on the porch. The neighbours were drinking and chatting. Except they were super weird, is it an inevitability of getting old? Also: were we the youngest people here? There was a loud bell toll calling us for pre-dinner hors d’oeuvres. It was odd though because it was only 6:15 and dinner wasn’t until 7pm. I did not want to socialize with boomers. We opted to wait a little, I had a second cider and kept reading my book. I periodically could smell lavender and didn’t realize until I got up that there was a whole row of it planted by the edge. Oops.
At the happy hour it was unclear if the drinks were free or not. I had the “beekeeper” which had local honey and lemon and gin. For snacks, they had tortilla chips with mango salsa, it was a bit awkward to eat. Fancy jalapeno poppers and elk sausage with cheese. They were so good, I ate so many. Just before 7pm there was an announcement about dinner. We ran back to the room, I wanted to leave my purse and use the bathroom.
Dinner was family style. Because we had run back to the room, we were the last ones to be seated. There were four empty chairs, brent went to sit at one but it was clearly marked by a purse. We were at the other table. We were joined by three other couples. All of them were retired, one lady had a son who was retired. I was briefly distracted trying to do the math. One couple said they were celebrating their 45th anniversary, the next said 46th. The age gap was so prominent. Things started off like they would be interesting, a retired marine biologist and a lady who worked in the sheriff’s office! I was so ready for awesome stories. Whatever interesting stories they may have had from their lines of work, they did not share them with us. Everyone was so boring. Because we’d had drinks in the room beforehand (Brent had three beers, I’d had two ciders) and then a bar drink each during pre-dinner, we had a generous head start on our dining companions. They asked me what was in the cocktail I had ordered, all I could answer was blackberry puree and some kind of alcohol? I had no idea. Someone else said it was Cointreau, I had stopped reading the menu after I saw blackberry puree which was the first thing listed. The first course was an asparagus soup with white beans, there were chopped onions in the bottom of the soup bowl. It was delicious and I made a note to look up a recipe for it later. The salad was kale with prosciutto and breaded anchovies topped with parmesan shavings. For the main dish I had steak with black garlic and onions, Brent had the Cornish hen. The steak won by a landslide. I was saved from having to eat cauliflower because they were also family style (the mains were the only things served individually). Dessert was NY-style cheesecake with blackberry puree. Everything was amazing, the steak was a wow.
During dinner we also found out that two of the other couples had been at the performance of Romeo & Juliet and were just as dismayed as I was. I had gone in expecting classic Shakespeare, they said it was never like this. They said it had been the worst ever, and they were regulars.
I was so tired, it was barely even 9pm, I had only done 5275 steps and yet I was ready to sleep like the dead.